Bechtel Juice

Now fuelling the great new-look™ Iraq - super powered Bechtel Juice. A powerful concoction made with secret ingredients[1], it will have the power to energise and revitalise. Already put to great use in revolutionising those pathetic Afghans and turning them into modern wonders, it is slated to do even more good things™ to Iraqiville (the new Corporate name for the ‘too-foreign’ sounding ‘Iraq’).

[1] Well, we know about chairman and chief executive Riley Bechtel, also a member of President Bush’s export council, Jack Sheehan, a senior vice-president who ‘coincidentally’ also happens to be on the Pentagon’s Defence Policy Board (a chum of my friend Perle no doubt) and George Schultz, a former republican secretary of state — but I’m sure there’s more creamy goodness inside!

Posted by Ian at May 25, 2003 01:15 PM | TrackBack §